Some people wish they could look younger. Not John Kerry.

(Oh yeah, and he's not that smart, either.)

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English

15% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Ok, fine, I updated.

Isn't it absolutely ridiculous that CNN still hasn't called Ohio for Bush? As much as it pains me to accept this, Bush's margin of victory is way too large for this thing to even be in doubt.

Same thing with NBC News not calling Nevada for Bush, because there are a rumored 60,000 absentee ballots that haven't been counted. Bush's margin of victory there is large enough, too.

Today's Boondocks is pretty funny.

Human lie detectors who are rarely wrong.

Rumors are circulating that Bush had assistance during the debate. Maybe that's why he was always sucking on air.

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